What a deal from Alibaba!
Buy one and you can contribute to a conflict of interest and possibly enslave a nation, not to mention that your purchase will help make a crack in the foundations of democracy.
You got-ta believe that Putin is wishin’ he had an Apparatchia to compete with Alibaba.
Get yours before they’re gone or We the People descend into Trumplandia... or is Trumplandia descending upon US?