Ironic isn’t it.
The Year of the Rooster begins with a cocky pussy-grabbing bantam rooster occupying 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. in the District of Corruption.
Ahhh the humor of the Gods…
For all you urban Kossacks, a bantam chicken is a breed of small chickens well suited for small places. As urbanites you may not be familiar with bantam roosters, which are accurately described by Wikipedia as famous: “for its aggressive, ‘puffed-up’ disposition that can be comedic in stature.”
Here’s the good news (if you are willing to trust the truthfulness of online sources such as Wikipedia): “Bantams do have a higher mortality rate when they are kept as backyard pets.” Most disciples of our (yes our) bastard pOTUS (You can capitalize the “p” if you want to, but not me) would tell you that the District of Corruption is actually the nation’s backyard and I for one am convinced that there is now a large white chicken (as in chicken-shit coward) coop at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Wiki goes on to assert that bantams “are easy targets for hawks, cats, foxes, or any other small predator(s)” such as Russian potentates, Wall Street Banksters and Muslim billionaires.
And, perhaps just perhaps, the most encouraging part of Wiki’s entry on bantams states that bantams “average” life span is 1–3 years.
If you’re not familiar with the customs of those who celebrate the Lunar New Year, it is customary to give family members and close friends gifts of money in red envelopes…. I for one am certain that our cocky little Bastard pOTUS has been very busy giving LARGE orange envelopes of your and my money.
Wishing you all A VERY HAPPY YEAR OF THE COCK.